THREE WIGS AND A BABY

THESE LACE FRONT WIGS ARE REALLY GETTING OUT OF CONTROL. THEY'RE JUST EVERYWHERE. I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND WHEN A WOMAN IS SUFFERING FROM A FORM OF ALOPECIA (HAIR LOSS) BUT OTHER THAN THAT THEY ARE TOTALLY OUT OF THE QUESTION. THE LACE FRONT WIG IS A WIG WITH A SHEER LACE BACE THAT IS HAND TIED, WITH REAL HUMAN HAIR. FULL LACE WIGS ARE ENTIRELY MADE OF LACE BUT SOME ARE ACTUALLY MADE WITH A LESS FRAGILE SOURCE AND THE LACE IS ONLY AT THE HAIRLINE, WHEN THE WIG IS INSTALLED THIS IS WHERE THE  GLUE IS APPLIED. MY BESTIE HAD TO ACTUALLY WEAR ONE WHEN ALOPECIA DECIDED TO INVADE MY SPACE AND TAKE OVER HER HAIR BUT I ACTUALLY LIKED IT.....LAST YEAR! WE DROVE ALL THE WAY TO PA, MY HAIR STYLIST AND I, SAT AND WATCHED THE PROCESS, ACTED LIKE WE DIDNT KNOW A THING ABOUT HAIR AND GOT A FREE LACE FRONT CLASS OUT THE DEAL. THIS WAS THE FINISHED PRODUCT...

SO AFTER SEEING PICTURES OF HER GOD MOTHER, MY DAUGHTER KEPT ASKING ME ABOUT GETTING ONE. I KNEW HER DAD WOULDN'T MIND BECAUSE HE CONTINUOUSLY COMPLAINS ABOUT HIS BABY NOT HAVING ANY HAIR SO THIS WAS THE FINAL PRODUCT......

"HOW U DOIN'?" (IN MY BEST WENDY WILLIAMS VOICE WITH MY EYES DIMMED AND BOTTOM JAW SLIGHTLY DROPPED)

IM SEW FUNKY!!!

SO I SEARCH FAR AND WIDE ACROSS MY CITY BECAUSE I DONT TRUST JUST ANYONE TO LAY HANDS ON MY HEAD. THE BIBLE DOES SAY, LAY HANDS ON NO MAN SUDDENLY, SO THE SEARCH WAS ON. NOW MALAIKA FRAZIER HAS BEEN DOING MY HAIR SINCE I WAS IN THE 12TH GRADE AND I ALL OF A SUDDEN HAD TO FIND A NEW STYLIST. MISS LADY DIDNT ANSWER THE PHONE LIKE FOR LIKE 3 DAYS. I WAS SOOOOO MAD BECAUSE I HAD TO WALK AROUND LIKE THIS...

 AS YOU CAN SEE SHE HAD ME AROUND TOWN LOOKING LIKE A SMALL BOY. SO I HAD TO CALL SOMEONE WHO WAS EQUALLY AS ANAL ABOUT THEIR HAIR AND SHE REFFERED ME TO KEARNA STEWART. MAN THIS CHICK IS AMAZING!!! SHE DID AN AWESOME JOB AND I MIGHT EVEN GO BACK! 

LADIES JUST REMEMBER WITH A SEW IN, IT DOESNT GIVE YOU FREEDOM FROM YOUR HAIR BUT ACTUALLY GIVES MORE REASON TO PAY ATTENTION TO IT. THEY CAN PROTECT YOUR HAIR FROM DAILY STRESSES BUT IF IT ISNT INSTALLED PROPERLY IT CAN BE VERY DAMAGING. IF YOU ARE TRYING TO GROW YOUR HAIR OUT THAN I STRONGLY RECOMMEND YOU LEAVE NO (OR CLOSE TO NO) HAIR OUT. IT KEEPS THE HAIR GROWING AT THE SAME RATE AND CAN BE USED AS A PROTECTIVE STYLE. SOMETIMES WHEN WE LEAVE HAIR OUT, THATS THE PART WITH THE MOST DAMAGE BECAUSE WE USE SO MUCH PRODUCT AND FLATIRONS TRYING TO BLEND OUR NATURAL HAIR WITH THE ADDED HAIR. 

SOMETIMES WE GET SO CAUGHT UP IN THE WEAVE AND HOW MUCH WE LOOK LIKE BEYONCE' OR A KARDASHIAN AND THINK ITS A GET OUTTA HAIR FREE CARD, WHEN THATS QUITE THE CONTRARY. LETS GROW HEALTY HAIR TOGETHER.....

IM NOT BALD, IM JUST TALLER THAN MY HAIR!

SO I FINALLY ARRIVED AT HOME FROM THAT TRICHOLOGY SEMINAR AND DIDNT HAVE A GREAT PLANE RIDE. I WAS STUCK BETWEEN EMINEM AND A WOMAN THAT HAD PREMATURE MALE PATTERNED BALDING. NO LIKE REALLY I TRIED TO GET A PIC OF IT WHEN WE TOUCHED DOWN BUT THE PRINCE OF ZAMUNDA WAS N TOWN WITH HIS ROYAL FAMILY.

SO BACK TO THIS LADY WITH THE MPB. IT KINDA STARTLED ME BECAUSE IN CLASS I LEARNED IT COULD HAPPEN TO WOMEN BUT YOU DONT REALLY BELIEVE IT (EVEN THO HE STOOD THERE FOR 3 HRS AND SPOKE ON THE TOPIC).THE MAJOR CAUSE RIGHT NOW FOR HAIR LOSS IS ANDROGENETIC ALOPECIA (GENETIC HAIR LOSS OR MALE PATTERNED BALDING). DHT, DIHYDROTESTOSTERONE, IS THE PRIMARY FACTOR. DHT IS AN ANDROGEN, AND ANDROGENS' PRIMARY FUNCTION IS REGULATING HAIR GROWTH AND SEX DRIVE IN MEN AND WOMEN. THE GENETIC SENSITIVITY OF HAIR FOLLICLES TO THE DHT CAUSE MINIATURIZATION, OR THE STRANDS TO SHRINK WHEN EXPOSED TO IT. IT ALSO SHORTENS THE LIFESPAN OF THE STRAND AND PREVENTS IT FROM PRODUCING THE HAIR IN A NORMAL PATTERN.

THESE WERE PICS I TOOK ON AND OFF THE PLANE...SHOT OUT TO THE IPHONE 4,THE 1 THAT MADE THIS ALL POSSIBLE!!!

"HAIRS TO YOU MONKEY GIRL!"

WAKING UP WITH NO KIDS AND GETTING OUTTA BED B4 DAWN WANTS TO CRACK IS NOT AN EASY TASK... BUT SOMEONE HAS TO DO IT. THIS MORNING WAS DAY 2 IN MY TRICHOLOGY CLASS AND ITS BEEN GREAT. THE THING IS I GOTTA SIT IN A CLASSROOM SETTING FROM 9-5P FOR 3 DAYS. BUT I GET TO LEARN ABOUT HAIR FOLLICLES, THE LACK OF PROTEIN IN PPLS HAIR....BLAH, BLAH, BLAH AND BECOME CERTIFIED IN TELLING PPL WHY THEIR HAIR FALLS OUT. SO AFTER MY LONG DAY OF FORCE FEEDING MYSELF COFFEE WITH 17 PACKETS OF SUGAR AND 4 CREAMS, 2 BOXES OF APPLEHEADS, AND TAP WATER THEY TRIED TO PASS OFF AS FILTERED. I GET TO LENOX MALL TO GET MY LV SHADES FIXED AND THIS MONSTER THAT LOOKED SOMEWHAT LIKE A FEMALE HUMAN BEING SAYS, "I HATE THE NEVERFULL." TOTALLY EMBARRASSED CUZ I ACTUALLY HATE IT TOO, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IM ACTUALLY WEARING 1 LADY!!! I THOUGHT THAT WAS SO MEAN SO I CHOSE TO POST A PIC OF HER, AND HOPEFULLY SHE FEELS JUST AS SMALL AS I DID..."I MEAN, HELLO!"

WHEN IN DOUBT, GO RED!!!

SO MY DAUGHTER BBM'S ME AND ASK "MA, CAN I SHAVE MII HAIR LIKE DISS?"

THE QUESTION THAT COMES UP IS "REALLY THO?" SO THEN MEL B DAUGHTER COMES UP

AND WILLOW SMITH, HER ABSOLUTE FAV PERSON RIGHT NOW

 AND IM LIKE WELL IF SHE CAN "WHIP HER HAIR BACK N FORTH" THEN SO CAN MY DAUGHTER.

ALL THE WHILE IM THINKING, THIS MAN IS GONNA KILL ME WHEN HE SEES HER HAIR, BUT WHO CARES. SO IM LIKE "OK LETS GO 2DAY!!!" THEN SHE'S LIKE "NEVER MIND, I JUST WANNA DYE MY HAIR RED NOW." I MEAN, HELLO!